Camera Shy

If you haven't noticed lately, there haven't been any pictures of me smiling. That's because every time Mommy gets out the camera, I get mad and start crying. So, she has to sneak the camera out and capture this blank look on my face before I scream at her. My parents even tried to get my two-year pictures done, but I wouldn't cooperate with the photographer even though she tried all her "kid" tricks. If this continues, my future career as a model will be quite hindered. Fortunately, my Nobel Peace prize candidacy should not be affected.